Vintage Bikini Crotch Wrestling 1 (Silent)
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A.K.A. the sequel to Girls Bathing Suit Brawls but this one just had so much junk in the trunk that we had to sell it this way. According to the rumor mill, "Cousin Itt" came out of the attic and volunteered his talents for this and the accompanying bikini piece. Must mean something when you're built that low to the ground. Will ya look at those zoom shots into those lovely gashes, covered with the fabric, as they are. Can you see the narley, nappy (hi Imus) fur, pouting and pushing outward, like they have an extended pelvic bone jutting from their wombs. Can you viddie the strands of pubic entanglements peeking out the sides??? And.........if you slow it down to frame by frame advance, you can catch, ever so slight, glimpses of moisture and girl goo. That ain't sweat. Even a combo------one thunder--thighed girl dons the one piece, while her model-like opponent, goes with the two. Nice contrast. And guess who makes another surprise visit????-- Our buxom, thick-thighed, and huge, bouncing titties, wild blonde. And marvel how she gets cuntbusted by her smaller opponent. A perfect, booted kick, right into her peachy slice. Serves her right, actually. Prior to the cuntbust, she attacked the small girl with her wrestling belt and slammed her in the dome a few times. Now, of course, don't grip because we also have super zoomers going in on those titties and fine, tight bottoms as well, so close ups for all anatomy students. Remember how the girls always pulled up the bathing suit, to gain leverage and get the illegal pinfall?? Well, you will see one girl reach into the crotch region and wedgie up said curtains as she rolls for leverage in this one. A classic cut for sure. And, besides the obvious, what makes this entire vintage series a must for the collector's stash??--those intangibles and nuances mentioned here. Like sportsmanship??? When did you see shaking hands after a bitchbrawl in this genre?? We have it here. Just a side note--- are those clown suits getting more ridiculous and stupid on Monday Nite Raw, or what?? May 7, same shit, Mickey and Candice Michelle v. Victoria and Melina. No crotch shots, refugee, bowling alley pants--and now they are flaring the bottoms like the old belle bottom pants. Candice had some thigh, but her damn thigh highs were so damn high, you couldn't see enough fantasy ass and thigh to make it worth a shit. Yeah, you'll see this often too. Old ways are best ways, right right??? Right right.
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8MM - Video Quality poor due to age of film and movie is silent